that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
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