On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
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