I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
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