My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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