i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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