your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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