My farts woke her up so I pretended to be keep sleeping.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
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