He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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