well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
I understand Curling. That high.
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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