is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Randomize
