wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
They took my balls.
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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