So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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