i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
You would seriously think I would remember who put themselves in my phone as Burt Rynalds Moustache, but I don't. And I need to be reminded of who you are so I can give you a proper high five.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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