my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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