So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
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