Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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