cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
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