with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
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