You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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