So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
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