god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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