how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
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