He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
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