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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
Winning the lottery was the best thing that ever happened to my penis.
Greatest pickup line ever: "We are out celebrating winning the lottery."
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
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