This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
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