Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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