It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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