I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
Randomize
