WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Randomize
