Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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