just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
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