Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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