We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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