whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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