its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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