In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
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