Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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