I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
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