you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
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