Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
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