the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
Randomize
