your room smells of hookers.
And success
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
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