Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
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