I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
Randomize
