Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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