my mouth tastes like poor choices
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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