If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
Went to an open-bar law school party and puked in front of Justice Scalia. My legal career is now complete -- I literally got judged by a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Can't get any higher than that.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
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