Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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