so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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