Just mADE A PArabola og urine
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
What should've been a 10 minute beer run turned into her having a 40 minute mental breakdown in my car while in the parking lot. She then asked if she could live at my house and be my girlfriend. Her finishing act was stealing my peanut m&m's.
Well, when a girl introduces herself as "stormy" and gets your number from her boyfriends phone, I'd say that your situation is to be expected.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
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