You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
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