I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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