If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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