i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
I woke up naked this morning and I found out that I thought I was Adam last night and Eve was my wife so I ran naked saying I was in the Garden of Eden and I could shit wherever I wanted.....too bad the garden was in my friends apt.......I spent the morning cleaning and have reached a new low
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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