i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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